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This Country S02E06 — Family Loyalties

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• 00:02This programme contains strong language.
• 00:13So, this is it. Yeah.
• 00:14Home, sweet home.
• 00:16Kitchen area. Well...
• 00:18Yeah. You've got a bed, look!
• 00:20Yeah. And a chair.
• 00:21Watch this.
• 00:25It's quality, Len! Yeah.
• 00:27And I've got this, look here.
• 00:29Yeah. Len's been living in a lock-up, haven't you, Len?
• 00:33Yeah. Yeah.
• 00:35He can't get into his house any more, cos it's so hoarded.
• 00:37There's stuff piled up to the ceilings, isn't there, Len?
• 00:40Yeah, you can't get in the front door now. Yeah.
• 00:44Council found that he'd been hoarding, like,
• 00:47jars of his own faeces since, like, '98 and that.
• 00:51Yeah, that was a bit bad.
• 00:53Yeah.
• 00:54What you want to do is not hoard this place up like the last place.
• 00:58I think you'd be all right then.
• 00:59Yeah. Cos if I set my mind to it,
• 01:01then if I think I can do it, I know I can do it. Yeah.
• 01:07But I'm getting a new tea towel,
• 01:09and that's not cos I'm hoarding it,
• 01:11it's cos I need one.
• 01:13A tea towel's all right.
• 01:15Well, a tea towel's all right.
• 01:18Yeah.
• 01:19Yeah.
• 01:24This is it. This is the Bowlers' Club.
• 01:26My empire. Meet Colin - he's our newest member, aren't you?
• 01:30Been here for a couple of weeks.
• 01:31He was getting picked on the first week, weren't you?
• 01:33A little bit.
• 01:35But you're settling in well, all right?
• 01:37Yeah. A couple of the older members have been nasty,
• 01:39but we stamped that out. All right, gents. You good?
• 01:42I've been working here since last month.
• 01:43There was a job going here and the vicar made me apply for it.
• 01:47At first I was like, fuck this,
• 01:49cos it's full of old stinkers,
• 01:51but actually, they're all right once you get to know them.
• 01:54As long as you don't mention foreigners
• 01:56or self-service checkouts.
• 01:59Cos they really don't like either of those things,
• 02:02and they'll make sure they let you know about that.
• 02:05All right, girls. You behave yourselves!
• 02:07Yeah? Any empties?
• 02:08Yeah. Hands off, Wendy,
• 02:10I don't think Arthur would be happy if he saw that.
• 02:12Talk of the devil.
• 02:14Usual, Arthur?
• 02:17I'm enjoying it, actually.
• 02:20I really didn't think I would, but, yeah, it's going really well.
• 02:28So, don't tell my dad I showed you this, yeah?
• 02:31But this is what I've been storing here.
• 02:36Well, about a week ago, my dad sat me down and he said,
• 02:40"Ker, how do you fancy going into business with your old man?"
• 02:44Like, renting a lock-up out and letting me store me wares in it.
• 02:48I just, like...
• 02:50..I thought I was going to cry.
• 02:52But it wasn't because I was sad,
• 02:54it was because my whole life, I'd been telling people,
• 02:57one day me and my dad will go into business together.
• 03:00And people were like, "Kerry, it's never going to happen",
• 03:03you know, "Get your head out of the clouds,
• 03:05"this is getting absolutely heartbreaking now."
• 03:07But I just knew in my heart and I never let go of that.
• 03:11So, my dad's got a mate called Spud who works in the Dyson factory.
• 03:16And all of these were going to get thrown out,
• 03:17but there's absolutely nothing wrong with them, you see?
• 03:20They're all tip-top.
• 03:21So, my dad basically takes them off his hands for a small fee,
• 03:24and I store them here and he sells them on for a higher fee.
• 03:28So, just, you know, everyone's laughing.
• 03:31Such a small idea for a business.
• 03:33Oh, you see this guy, here?
• 03:35Right, he had an Action Man surgically removed from his arse,
• 03:38no word of a lie.
• 03:39And he told the doctor,
• 03:41"Oh, as I was coming out of the bath,
• 03:42"I slipped on the bath mat and I fell on it."
• 03:45And the doctor said,
• 03:46"Oh, that's funny, because why's there a condom on it, then?"
• 03:50And he just went like this.
• 03:53I mean, what can you say?
• 03:57Odd.
• 04:05It's pretty tight, this game, now.
• 04:07This is Vicky's go, so...
• 04:09Come on, Vicks! This is it, son.
• 04:11You can do it.
• 04:19He's fucked it. Unlucky, Vicks!
• 04:21He's absolutely fucked it there.
• 04:23Yeah.
• 04:26He's fucked it for the entire team. They won't come back from that now.
• 04:30So disappointing. If I had it my way, I'd just haul him off.
• 04:33Haul him off, wouldn't even talk to him.
• 04:36I am absolutely thrilled.
• 04:38He's doing so brilliantly well.
• 04:40He's, he's a different lad.
• 04:41He's responsible, he's in control,
• 04:44I think he's found his calling.
• 04:46And everyone... Vicar! Sorry, mate.
• 04:48You've still got your bowling shoes on in the bar area.
• 04:51Oh. Oh, goodness me!
• 04:53I'm away with the fairies!
• 04:55It's a bit annoying, actually.
• 04:56This is not the first or the second time
• 04:58I've had to tell you, really, is it?
• 05:00No, sorry, Kurtan.
• 05:01It's all right. As you were.
• 05:06So, as you can see...
• 05:07I'm only saying it because, you know,
• 05:09people look up to you. And if they see you doing it,
• 05:12they're going to think it's all right for them to do it,
• 05:14and that's when it gets absolutely bloody bananas in here.
• 05:17Yeah. All right? Understood.
• 05:18As you were.
• 05:26So, me and Len are basically neighbours now.
• 05:29And as much as he winds me up and wounds me up,
• 05:32he's had a very hard time recently.
• 05:33His sparkle has just gone.
• 05:36So, and he's actually a really good neighbour as well.
• 05:38Because he keeps an eye on my lock-up,
• 05:40and sometimes, if I'm there, he makes me a cup of tea.
• 05:42That's my dad.
• 05:43That's my dad, look. All right, Dad?
• 05:48All right? Come here, you.
• 05:50What?
• 05:54What's wrong?
• 05:56Dad? What have we said about the cameras being here?
• 05:58I didn't know they were going to be here.
• 06:00I'm so sorry, Dad. I'll find someone else to work with
• 06:02if you're going to fart about. Please, no.
• 06:04It'll be absolutely fine. I won't let them be...
• 06:06I've had it up to here. Get in the van. I'm sorry, Dad.
• 06:19Yes, it's legit. Of course it's legit.
• 06:21Why would I put the lock-up in my name if I didn't think it was legit?
• 06:24You know, my dad doesn't want to be on camera
• 06:27because he's had his business ideas nicked before.
• 06:30You know my dad actually wrote the song Wonderwall
• 06:33on the back of a beer mat
• 06:34in the space of ten minutes, don't you?
• 06:37And he was at the Keepers, and he just threw it on the floor
• 06:39because he thought, "This is just absolutely rubbish."
• 06:42And guess what brothers came into the Keepers that day,
• 06:45working as crisps salesmen?
• 06:49It was Bros, who then, later on at another gig, threw it on the floor.
• 06:55Because they just thought, "This is actually not working."
• 06:58But the Gallagher brothers were there, and they picked it up
• 07:01and worked with it.
• 07:05Four ham, four cheese.
• 07:08Do you know what? I had six requests yesterday for cucumber sandwiches,
• 07:11so I did ten, and no-one touched them.
• 07:13I actually found one spat out in a napkin hidden under a table.
• 07:17But that's the thing.
• 07:18They think they know what they want, but actually,
• 07:20they don't know what they want.
• 07:28They're very much like babies, in that sense.
• 07:34All right? All right. What are you wearing?
• 07:40Official England merchandise.
• 07:42Manager's jacket. When did you get that?
• 07:46Got it over there. That looks dead smart, there!
• 07:48The quality is... I can see it from here!
• 07:50The thread work and the lining really works.
• 07:52That is official as well, isn't it?
• 07:54Yeah. The beauty of working with my dad
• 07:56is we get to hang out together.
• 07:58And also have a bit of cash to splash.
• 08:01Got this for you, as well.
• 08:02For me? Yeah.
• 08:03Really? Yeah.
• 08:05What is it? Well, open it and see.
• 08:07Yeah? I actually bought the wrapping paper as well.
• 08:09That's not just recycled off an old present.
• 08:13Oh, my God! Is this a real one?
• 08:16Yeah. Are you kidding me?
• 08:18No, I'm not kidding you, yeah.
• 08:20Oh, my God, Ker.
• 08:22That... That's amazing!
• 08:24Well, give it a go, then. Yeah, all right.
• 08:32That is brilliant. Brilliant, isn't it? Absolutely brilliant!
• 08:35You're so happy with that. I'm over the moon!
• 08:37Do you know what? That's absolutely great,
• 08:39because I've just got a tiny, tiny, tiny little favour to ask you.
• 08:43What favour?
• 08:44Oh, just need to store some stuff at the Bowls Club, that's all.
• 08:47Why?
• 08:48Because lock-up's just completely full.
• 08:50I can't store anything at home either.
• 08:52Because Mum's just hitting the roof about it.
• 08:55Kurtan will never make any money,
• 08:57because he's too much of a worry worm, like his nan.
• 08:59Do you know what?
• 09:00They were both so worried about the millennium bug
• 09:03that they actually made a suicide pact.
• 09:05Which would have been a shame,
• 09:07because he would have missed out on the demise of Ceefax.
• 09:10And he absolutely loved that, seeing that go down.
• 09:12Because he hated the graphics and he hated the loading times.
• 09:17That's it, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
• 09:21There we go, and... Boom!
• 09:23Christ! It isn't all this, is it?
• 09:26Yeah. Ker, I haven't got the space for all this!
• 09:29You only said it was going to be a couple.
• 09:30It's not going to be for long, it's fine.
• 09:32I really don't... Can't someone else do it?
• 09:34I've already got Len to fill his lock-up with them.
• 09:37You know Len's got a problem with hoarding.
• 09:39You shouldn't be doing that to him!
• 09:40It's not a problem, Kurtan, it's a quirk.
• 09:43Hurry up! Yeah, slow down, Spud, mate.
• 09:45Who the hell's that?
• 09:47My dad's mate, Spud. Oh, great.
• 09:49So, Martin's involved?
• 09:50Well, this ain't going to be fishy, then!
• 09:52It's not fishy, because it's absolutely legit.
• 09:54You know, if you're going to fart me about,
• 09:56I'll just take your hoover back. Quickly, then.
• 10:22INTERVIEWER: What's that one over there? Up on the shelf?
• 10:25Oh, this? This, this is a little thing we do at the club.
• 10:29We hand it out to, well, the Wally of the Year.
• 10:33And it's coming up this year, we've got a few contenders for that.
• 10:37Colin, for one...
• 10:39I want to sit in the window! He's...
• 10:41Well, I'm sitting in the window.
• 10:42First come, first served, you miserable old git!
• 10:45Don't you dare say miserable old git to me like that! Oi!
• 10:48Oi! Guys! I'll say it any bloody way I want!
• 10:50I'll say it like this! Blah, blah, blah.
• 10:52Stop it! Stop it!
• 10:54He was sitting in the window twice this week.
• 10:56Stop it! Stop it, Len! Stop it!
• 10:58All right? If this is about the window, yeah,
• 11:01you had your turn yesterday, yeah?
• 11:03Yeah? So let Len have his turn today.
• 11:05All right? Well, it's my turn tomorrow!
• 11:07Yeah, that is... And my turn the day after!
• 11:09That's fine, all right?
• 11:11Go back, sit down over there, please, Arthur, please.
• 11:16Just... All right? Yeah?
• 11:17I'm just not really up for this today, lads.
• 11:21All right? Sit down, that's it.
• 11:26It's like running a kindergarten centre here, sometimes.
• 11:29The way they behave, it's embarrassing.
• 11:33Well, I know who's going to be Wally of the Year.
• 11:35I know who's on my top of the list.
• 11:37Arthur, probably.
• 11:41Knobhead.
• 11:46So, in the '90s, right,
• 11:47there used to be a bunch of kids that used to hang out here
• 11:49and used to sniff glue and that. And one of them was called Rug Rat.
• 11:52and he sniffed so much glue
• 11:53that his nostrils actually, like, stuck together.
• 11:56And the doctor says to him, "Look, I'm so sorry,
• 11:58"but unfortunately, you're going to have to talk like this...
• 12:00NASALLY: "..for the rest of your life."
• 12:02But then, he got a job doing voices on cartoons.
• 12:04He's made a massive success out of himself.
• 12:06So it just goes to show, you can be anything you want to be, really,
• 12:09if you put your mind to it.
• 12:10Kerry Mucklowe?
• 12:12Is this your lock-up?
• 12:15I don't think it is, no.
• 12:17It's registered in your name.
• 12:19Well, it could be. Because, I mean, nobody tells me anything.
• 12:23Shall we go down to the station, sort this out?
• 12:27Well, you can if you want, I'm probably just going to head back.
• 12:30Can you get in the car, please?
• 12:32Are you asking me? Or are you...?
• 12:33I'm telling you. Telling me? Yep.
• 12:36This car, is it? Yep, that's the one. Yeah?
• 12:39I'll see you later.
• 12:50SIREN WAILS
• 13:03Anyone here lost a hearing aid?
• 13:06No?
• 13:08No-one's going to claim this, and it goes straight in the bin.
• 13:11For lost property, my policy is the ten-second rule.
• 13:14Right, in the bin it goes.
• 13:15If it's not claimed after ten seconds, just dump it in the...
• 13:18MOBILE RINGS
• 13:20Kerry's mum. What does she want?
• 13:22What have I done? Fuck it, I'll answer anyway.
• 13:26Hello?
• 13:28Hello?
• 13:30Are you all right?
• 13:33Hello, can you hear me now?
• 13:36Well, you rang me!
• 13:42Yeah, what is it?
• 13:52Yeah?
• 14:00Oh, shit...
• 14:01Why?
• 14:04Why?
• 14:10Martin. I said it was dodgy, didn't I?
• 14:13All right, yeah, all right.
• 14:15I'd better go, then.
• 14:16I'd better go then, Sue!
• 14:19I'm just saying I'd better go, then!
• 14:26Yeah, the connection's bad, it's fine!
• 14:28OK? All right!
• 14:30Yeah, I'll let you go.
• 14:31All right?
• 14:32Hello, I said I'm going to go!
• 14:38Fuck. Martin, yeah.
• 14:40I said it. I said it from the start it was dodgy.
• 14:42It just whiffed of dodgy. I bet...
• 14:44MOBILE RINGS
• 14:44Fuck's sake...
• 14:49Yeah?
• 14:51Hello?
• 14:53Yeah, you all right?
• 14:56Hello?
• 15:00Right.
• 15:02Yeah. Fuck it. I'd better go and call Rebecca.
• 15:04Give me two seconds, yeah?
• 15:13OK, Kerry. Thanks for coming in.
• 15:15Just to confirm that you've been cautioned
• 15:17and are entitled to free legal advice, which you've declined.
• 15:20Can I ask why? Because I ain't doing anything wrong.
• 15:22Can I say, as my human right,
• 15:25you have not asked me if I want a glass of water.
• 15:27And I'm legally entitled to that as well.
• 15:29OK, would you like a glass of water?
• 15:31No. But thank you for asking me.
• 15:33That is correct conduct.
• 15:36OK, So...
• 15:38We have evidence to suggest that your father, Martin Mucklowe,
• 15:41has been involved in the transportation and storage
• 15:44of stolen goods from a factory in Malmesbury.
• 15:46And it's our belief that he's been using you to store them in a lock-up
• 15:49rented out in your name.
• 15:50No, because they weren't stolen.
• 15:52They had been thrown away.
• 15:53It's like, you know the tea rooms in town,
• 15:57where if they can't sell all their paninis in the day,
• 16:01they just put it in a bin bag
• 16:02and they put it outside the shop for the homeless, and the foxes,
• 16:05and sometimes badgers get in there...?
• 16:07OK, Kerry. I need you to appreciate
• 16:09the significance of this situation, OK?
• 16:10Yeah, but also, have you ever seen The Raggy Dolls on the CBBC?
• 16:15Because that's very similar.
• 16:17The dolls, if they're not in full working order,
• 16:20like, their arms and their legs and that,
• 16:22they should have all their limbs,
• 16:23and these don't have their limbs, so they get thrown away into a thing.
• 16:26And that's very similar to the hoovers.
• 16:29Because the hoovers are very much like the dolls.
• 16:32Because they also want to find loving homes.
• 16:35Look, I know you're trying to protect your dad,
• 16:37but you have to tell us the truth.
• 16:39I am telling the truth. My dad is not a criminal.
• 16:42When I think of Kerry Mucklowe, I think of someone who is very loyal.
• 16:46And very, very stupid.
• 16:52More stupid than loyal.
• 16:54Sort of 70% stupid, 30% loyal, probably.
• 17:00Because she's very loyal.
• 17:02But extremely stupid.
• 17:04Bored!
• 17:06Yep. Bored! It's boring.
• 17:08I'm bored too, I'm bored too.
• 17:09You're bored as well? Yep.
• 17:11Well, then, why don't you actually investigate a proper crime,
• 17:14rather than just hounding me and my dad
• 17:15for absolutely no reason, over some little hoovers?
• 17:18Kerry, I don't think you understand the severity of this crime.
• 17:24If convicted, you can face up to seven years in prison.
• 17:29And as things stand,
• 17:31there are 168 stolen vacuum cleaners in a lock-up
• 17:34rented out under your name.
• 17:36Now, this is your final opportunity to give us your account.
• 17:49Were you a year below me at school?
• 17:54Yes. Used to hang out with Darren Lockhart and that?
• 17:58I did, yeah. Have you heard what's happened to him now?
• 18:03He got sacked from the centre
• 18:05because he made his own periscope
• 18:06and was peeping on the girls in the changing rooms.
• 18:08I wouldn't know.
• 18:10Well, you should know,
• 18:11cos if you want to be investigating anything, mate,
• 18:13I'd be investigating that.
• 18:18Interview terminated at 13:48.
• 18:23That was hard, that was really hard.
• 18:25He was absolutely seething,
• 18:27cos he couldn't get any information out of me.
• 18:31Basically, PC Webber was trying to get
• 18:33me and my dad to turn on each other.
• 18:34What he doesn't know is that us Mucklowes ain't grasses.
• 18:37My dad, right, always taught me Mucklowes look after Mucklowes.
• 18:41Well, I don't really know her.
• 18:43I mean, she's my daughter and that, but...
• 18:45Right. ..I've had nothing to do with her, cos she's trouble.
• 18:47OK.
• 18:49As for the stolen stuff, well, I wouldn't put it past her.
• 18:52What do you mean, you wouldn't put it past her?
• 18:54Well, make of it what you will, you know.
• 18:58Unfortunately for Kerry, she has one very big hole in her life.
• 19:04And that's Martin.
• 19:06And what makes it even more difficult for Kerry is that,
• 19:09living in the same village as her father,
• 19:11she's always going to feel that that loving relationship
• 19:15she so desperately craves is just within reach.
• 19:20When in fact, he might as well be living
• 19:22on the other side of the world.
• 19:28Ker. What's all this?
• 19:31Hoovers. Yeah, I know it's hoovers, but what are they still doing here?
• 19:34"A few days," you said.
• 19:36Well, I've got to leave them here cos I can't put them anywhere else.
• 19:39Ker, if they find this lot here, I'm going to get the blame, right?
• 19:43Next thing I know, Terry's going to be taking my tie off me
• 19:46and my key fob, and I can't lose this job.
• 19:49This means the world to me, this job.
• 19:51You know?
• 19:52The other day, Terry said he'd never seen the glasses look so clean.
• 19:56He said they looked like the glasses from the Finish adverts.
• 19:59And that's cos I go that extra mile,
• 20:00cos I put a tiny bit of Fairy washing-up liquid
• 20:03in with the dishwashing tablets, right?
• 20:05And it makes all the fucking difference.
• 20:07And your dad is going to fuck that up for me.
• 20:10You've got to tell the truth,
• 20:11or he's going to fucking drag me down and you down with him.
• 20:14Kurtan, Mucklowes look after Mucklowes,
• 20:15so you've got nothing to worry about, mate.
• 20:17Yeah, and I'm a Mucklowe. You're not looking after me.
• 20:19Yeah, well, my dad's a Mucklowe
• 20:21and you're not looking after him, are you?
• 20:22Yeah, cos he's a fucking scumbag, Kerry,
• 20:24and he's going to fucking stitch you up again.
• 20:26He's not going to stitch me up, cos my dad loves me.
• 20:30Do you know what? I actually don't think he loves you at all
• 20:33and I don't think he's ever loved you.
• 20:35All right, that's harsh and unnecessary, but fine.
• 20:38Right, you remember when you had pneumonia, right?
• 20:40Yeah. When you were ten? Yeah?
• 20:42And you nearly died.
• 20:43Yeah, I did, yeah. It was pretty serious, right?
• 20:45And you were in hospital and your dad wasn't there, was he?
• 20:47No. He wasn't there. Because he was too busy.
• 20:49Too busy down the Keepers.
• 20:51Yeah. Yeah, doing what?
• 20:52He was playing on the fruit machine. Playing on the fruity, exactly.
• 20:55Yeah, because it was just about to pay out,
• 20:57so he's not exactly going to leave it, is he?
• 20:59What, is he going to just let someone else go and swan in
• 21:02and go on it? No, don't think so.
• 21:04I have never known someone love someone less than Martin loves you.
• 21:10OK? Do you know why?
• 21:11Because Martin loves Martin, right?
• 21:15And no-one else.
• 21:16Well, why have me and my dad been texting each other, then?
• 21:18Just texting now, look.
• 21:20What about? Each other. What about?
• 21:21About meeting up to get our ducks in order.
• 21:24What does that mean?
• 21:26I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it means that he's got plans...
• 21:30Len's been using the ladies' toilet again. Fuck's sake.
• 21:33What you dobbing me in for?
• 21:35Can you see the sort of shit I've already got to deal with here,
• 21:39with them two?
• 21:48Look, we're in a little bit of hot water, Ker.
• 21:50Yeah. So I've been having a long, hard think
• 21:52about how to sort it out, right?
• 21:54Yeah. The plan is, you go down to the police station.
• 21:57Right. Ask for PC Webber.
• 21:59Yeah. He takes you to the interview room.
• 22:01Right. You've got to start crying.
• 22:03And you've got to say, "Oh, nothing to do with my dad,
• 22:07"it's all me, all me, I stole them hoovers."
• 22:09Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you go down for six months or so.
• 22:12Right. And that's it.
• 22:16I...
• 22:17I don't want to go to prison, though, Dad.
• 22:19You might enjoy it, Ker.
• 22:21And you never know, you might find a lover in there.
• 22:24Some of these places these days are like bloody Butlin's.
• 22:28I mean, you've got pool tables, they feed you, you've got bunk beds...
• 22:31I can't go to prison, Dad.
• 22:34Kerry, Mucklowes look after Mucklowes.
• 22:38You do love your old dad, don't you?
• 22:40Course I do. You wouldn't want to see him go inside, would you?
• 22:44No, of course not.
• 22:46Well...
• 22:49Do you love me, Dad?
• 22:52It's not about love, Ker,
• 22:53it's about having a stiff upper lip and getting on with the job in hand.
• 22:56Yeah, but you do love me, though, don't you, Dad?
• 22:59I'll be honest with you, a couple of years ago...
• 23:03..I had a job. Long-haul lorry driving for Hawkin's Bazaar.
• 23:06Yeah?
• 23:09And one day, I was coming back from Dover late at night
• 23:11with a lorry-load of puppets... Yeah.
• 23:14..and this little dog darted out in front of me.
• 23:16No collar, no nothing.
• 23:18I swerved to avoid him, but, well, I hit him head-on.
• 23:21Oh! I stopped the cab, got down,
• 23:24and its legs were mangled like a drawer-full of phone chargers.
• 23:28Oh, God. I picked him up, cradled his head as he was dying.
• 23:33Yeah? And I looked into his big, brown eyes.
• 23:38And I felt absolutely nothing.
• 23:42And you know why?
• 23:44Because I've got no empathy. Zilch.
• 23:46Zero, nil points, nothing.
• 23:48So...
• 23:55You...
• 23:57You will write to me, though, won't you, Dad?
• 24:00Have you not listened to a word I've just said?
• 24:06Right.
• 24:09Take me to the police station.
• 24:13Well, it's not really on my way, Ker.
• 24:17Yeah. Sorry.
• 24:21Just...
• 24:24Well, I'll see you, though, Dad.
• 24:40Mucklowes don't look after Mucklowes.
• 24:43Mucklowes are the problem.
• 24:44You know, you need someone to protect you from the Mucklowes.
• 24:48And I say that as a Mucklowe myself.
• 24:51The thing is, you've got to realise
• 24:53what kind of a relationship she's had with her father
• 24:55and how that's affected her whole outlook on life.
• 24:58I don't know how many times he's fucked her over,
• 25:01and she never learns.
• 25:03I'm not even angry with him any more.
• 25:05I'm angry with her.
• 25:06She makes the same mistakes time and time again
• 25:09and she doesn't listen to the people who actually give a shit about her.
• 25:13I like Kerry, I've got a lot of time for Kerry.
• 25:16She's a good girl, Kerry is.
• 25:17She's lazy, she stinks...
• 25:22..she's rude, nasty.
• 25:26I see a lot of myself in her, really.
• 25:28She is thick, but she's not as thick as she looks.
• 25:30She looks thicker than...
• 25:32She's thick, but she looks thicker than she actually is.
• 25:37Whereas Kurtan...
• 25:39..is thicker than he looks and he looks thick.
• 25:42Have you seen Friends?
• 25:43Because I think Kerry and Martin are a lot like Gunther and Rachel,
• 25:47because Gunther loves Rachel,
• 25:49but Rachel doesn't give a shit about Gunther.
• 25:52He's just some guy who works in a cafe, serving coffee.
• 25:55You know? And he should focus on what he does have,
• 25:58which is a great little business.
• 26:00Yes, I do think there is a point at which people
• 26:03just have to stand on their own two feet
• 26:06and take responsibility for their decisions.
• 26:11Hi. Hi.
• 26:13I was wondering if I could speak to PC Webber, please.
• 26:17Unfortunately, when it comes to Martin,
• 26:20she seems to always make the wrong decisions.
• 26:26"Mucklowes look after Mucklowes" is our family code.
• 26:29And a lot of people wouldn't understand it.
• 26:31I'm only just starting to understand it myself, to be fair.
• 26:37Kerry Mucklowe? Yeah?
• 26:39We're ready for you, if you'd like to come through.