This Country S03E02 — Driving Lesson

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This Country S03E02 meme — “Oh, fuck, it's Mandy.”

00:02This programme contains strong language.
00:16White van, I'd hazard...
00:18No, it's not a hazard. That's fine.
00:21Bus stop, I'd hazard. Why?
00:23Because there's pedestrians at the bus stop.
00:26Hazard, that. That's not a hazard. You don't know what a hazard is.
00:29Another bus stop there. Can you get your f... hands out?
00:31Bloke on the bike, look!
00:33No helmet on! Hazard. Yes, I've hazarded it. Chap...
00:36Get your hand... I can't see the fucking screen.
00:38Dog! Dog there!
00:40I'd hazard the dog.
00:42Failed! Well done.
00:45Well, you should've hazarded that dog.
00:48He was on the pavement.
00:49Yeah, well, what would you have done if it ran out on the road, then?
00:54Well, braked? You should never brake for a little dog.
00:56Why?
00:58Because... Well, yeah, you're braking for the dog,
01:01saves the dog's life,
01:03but what about the family of four
01:05that are ploughing into the back of you?
01:10I can just see the headlines now -
01:13"Four dead, dog survives".
01:19And you'd be happy with that, would you?
01:25Cos that's warped.
01:29Yeah, well, some exciting news.
01:32Er, I'm learning to drive.
01:34I've got my provisional licence through
01:36and the vicar said he's going to take me to the airfield in his car
01:39so I can have a practice.
01:40I actually can't wait for you to pass. I know.
01:43Think of all the places that we're going to be able
01:45to go now on our own. Yeah.
01:47Like Gloucester Services.
01:49Yeah. Monkey enclosure at Longleat.
01:51Yeah.
01:53TGI Fridays.
01:54Frankie & Benny's.
01:56Jamie's Italian in Cheltenham.
01:58It's closed down now.
02:00You're joking? No.
02:02They've got YO! Sushi, though.
02:04Hm...
02:10I'm busting, Vicar! Yes, one moment, Len!
02:12GROANS
02:12There you go, Len.
02:16Yes, er,
02:18it'll be great for Kurtan to have his independence.
02:20I remember how grown-up I felt getting my first car,
02:24a mustard-yellow Morris Minor called Milly.
02:27She was a cracking little runaround...
02:29...until I made the mistake of running out of petrol
02:33outside a Wimpy filled with skinheads
02:36who then proceeded to jump up and down on the roof.
02:40She couldn't withstand the weight of 25 pairs of Doc Martens
02:44and, unfortunately, crumpled like a can of Coke.
02:47Eventually, I had to be cut out by a fireman,
02:51just as my sixth-form crush, Mary Potts,
02:54walked past with her friends
02:56on their way to the barn dance that I never got to attend.
02:59That's where she met Peter Ainsworth.
03:02They're married now.
03:06Sorry, I'm not sure how I got onto that. Anyway,
03:08we're very excited for Kurtan, though.
03:11Vicar! There's no bog roll!
03:13Er, well, can you...can you just hang on till
03:15I get some kitchen roll, maybe, Len?
03:17No.
03:20WHISPERS
03:20I'm so sorry.
03:23I'm just coming! I won't be a second.
03:25Come on! I'm on the brink of disaster here.
03:34So, if you want to learn how to drive, Kurtan,
03:36you first need to learn how a car works.
03:39No, I don't.
03:40So, I'm just going to pop the hood up, like this.
03:43Vicar, this is really not necessary.
03:45Just cos I eat toast doesn't mean you'd know how a toaster works.
03:48Now, that's the sort of arrogance
03:50that'll get you killed on the motorway, mate.
03:52Right, so, this is the coolant reservoir tank.
03:55Kurtan, are you listening? Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
03:58Kurtan can't stand learning
04:01anything new from anyone.
04:02Like, he's sort of got to figure it out himself first.
04:06Here is the oil. Right.
04:08And this is the dipstick.
04:10Yeah, I know you are, but what's that?
04:12LAUGHS
04:13This one time, um, I was trying to show him how to
04:16get past level five on Theme Hospital,
04:19and he ended up throwing a Muller Corner at me,
04:21and it hit me right there,
04:23and I actually still have the scar there, look.
04:26I don't know if you can see it?
04:29And, um, ironically,
04:31the corner of the Muller Corner
04:34hit me right in the corner of my cornea...
04:38..and I was standing in the corner of the room when it happened.
04:43I mean, spooky or what?
04:52This is going to be a brilliant day.
04:54REV FRANCIS LAUGHS
04:56I can't wait to get my hands on that wheel. Ah, good.
05:00Can I drive us to airfield?
05:01Er, no, Kurtan, you can drive when we get there.
05:05Right... I've, um, just got to quickly pop round to June's.
05:12June's? Why? I can't stand that woman.
05:14I won't come in, if that's OK?
05:17Well, I've just got to return a sprinkler hose I borrowed from her.
05:20Well, can't you just do it on the way back?
05:22Well, er, no, because she's quite insistent she needs it now.
05:26She's opening her garden to the public tomorrow.
05:29I beg your pardon?
05:31Well, she's doing one of those open garden things.
05:34I beg your pardon?
05:35She's doing one of those open garden things, you know?
05:38Do you hear this? I already knew,
05:40but I didn't say anything because I knew you'd react like this.
05:42GASPS
05:42She's got some nerve, ain't
05:42she? Like her garden is that good.
05:46Do you know what? That makes my blood absolutely boil.
05:50Why? Well, it's just the sheer arrogance of it.
05:52It is arrogant, in a way.
05:54I'm sorry, I disagree. I think it's a lovely thing to do.
05:57June has a lovely garden.
05:59Unbelievable.
06:00HE SCOFFS
06:14KERRY GASPS
06:1650p she's charging.
06:17She's charging? Well, what's the money going towards?
06:20Her garden. Her garden! Her garden!
06:23Er, right, sprinkler, please, Kurtan.
06:26Thanks. Thank you.
06:27Right, I'll be back in two ticks.
06:31I am absolutely... June?
06:33Look how much I'm shaking with rage, Ker.
06:35I cannot believe she is charging admission like
06:37it's the fucking Eden Project. Yeah. That's despicable.
06:41She is ghastly, that woman! Look at her.
06:48Do you know what? What?
06:50One of my earliest ever memories, right...
06:53Hm?
06:54..is, I was at the open-air pool
06:56and I was in the changing rooms, and June was in there, right?
07:02And her towel dropped for, like, a second.
07:07I actually saw her pubes.
07:14And they were, like, really long and wiry,
07:17and I remember thinking at the time
07:19they looked exactly like the roots on a parsnip.
07:22Have either of you seen Len? Not for a while. Why?
07:25It's just June said he didn't turn up for the free meals evening
07:28at the village hall last night.
07:29Come to think of it, he missed his morning, um, appointment.
07:32And...? Well, it's just odd.
07:34He never misses his free meals, and he's usually very regular.
07:37That is very unlike Len, to be fair.
07:39Yes, look. I think I might just
07:41swing by the lock-up and check if he's there.
07:45HE SIGHS
07:45Fine, but can it be quick,
07:45please?
07:48Seat belts, please, guys.
07:50I don't need a seat belt cos I'm in the back.
07:52Yes, you do, Kerry. Yes, you do, Kerry, cos if we crash,
07:55you'll go into the back of me and I'll splat on the windscreen.
07:58That's absolutely true, Kurtan. Kerry, please? Seat belt.
08:01Well, I think it's ridiculous, but...
08:04SEAT BELT RATTLES Gently! I keep saying don't yank it,
08:07and then it'll come out. I'm not yanking it, am I? OK.
08:10Look, it's out now. Good.
08:12Clunk, click...
08:15Thank you.
08:16ENGINE STARTS
08:16..suck my dick.
08:18I beg your pardon? Nothing.
08:41Oh, the door's closed. I'll check if he's inside, quickly.
09:00Is he there? Nah.
09:03VICAR SIGHS
09:05Right, um, well, I'd like to do a quick recce
09:07of the marketplace, if I may. All right.
09:10Oh, gimme a sec. What's he doing?
09:15Kayleigh!
09:16Oh, God, that is tragic.
09:19What is?
09:21Kurtan's still got a thing for Kayleigh.
09:24Oh, really? How do you know?
09:26Because he's talking to her side-on so she can't see his birthmark.
09:29Oh, he shouldn't be ashamed of his birthmark.
09:32He says it's the one thing that lets him down.
09:35Do you know how else I know that he fancies Kayleigh?
09:38How?
09:39Because, in five seconds,
09:41he'll smooth his curtains, just watch.
09:44Five, four, three,
09:47two, one...
09:50Absolutely predictable as hell.
09:53HE LAUGHS
09:54How funny.
09:56PHONE RINGS
09:57Oh, who's this? Wait.
09:59Oh, it's June. I wonder if it's about Len.
10:01Hello, June?
10:05Oh, really? Right. Oh, dear.
10:08I'm terribly sorry, I had no idea.
10:11I didn't see any scuffage on it when I left it with you.
10:16Well, I wouldn't have scuffed it intentionally, June.
10:21Well, yeah, OK. Well, I'm a little bit pushed for time now
10:24but I'll see what I can do, OK?
10:25All right. OK. Bye. Bye, June, thank you.
10:29Whew! That's upset me a little bit.
10:32What did she say?
10:34June says the sprinkler hose was scuffed.
10:37I mean, if it was broken,
10:39then of course I'd replace it. Oh!
10:42But a little bit of cosmetic damage I mean, really,
10:44what does it matter? It's a hose, for heaven's sake.
10:47I don't know why you give her the time of day,
10:48to be perfectly honest. She's bad news.
10:52OK, well, just remind me to pop round the garden centre later,
10:54otherwise I don't think we'll hear the end of this, Kerry.
10:57Right.
11:00Here he is.
11:02Yeah, you done flirting, then, have you?
11:05I wasn't flirting.
11:06I don't even fancy her! God!
11:08I wouldn't do that to Slugs, anyway.
11:12God, you're so annoying, Kerry. Why would you even say that?
11:15All right, chill out!
11:19Why? Do you think SHE was flirting?
11:29She was being a bit flirty, actually.
11:43Right, he's not here. Let's go. Hang on, I'm going to pop in the shop
11:46and see if Mrs Wicks has seen him, OK? Oh, if you're going to the shop,
11:50can you get me something real quick? Er, yes, I suppose.
11:52Can you get me some Dairylea Dunkers?
11:54The tubes, not the breadsticks. Yep, OK. Oh, and a bag of Quavers,
11:56like, the grab bag. You'll know the difference,
11:58cos it's considerably larger. Er, OK.
12:01Oh, and a Ripple as well would be great.
12:03And, if they haven't got that, a Topic will be fine.
12:05Um, also, a bottle of Coke. Like, full-fat Coke, not Diet Coke.
12:08Not sugar-free Coke. And don't get me a Pepsi,
12:11cos I will not drink it.
12:13SIGHS
12:13Kurtan, anything for you?
12:15No, just be quick.
12:17Oh, and a beef baguette from the bakery as well, please.
12:19No, Kerry, I'm not going in the bakery.
12:21Well, a triple sandwich from the shop will be fine!
12:26SHE SIGHS
12:29It's always a bit too much for him, isn't it?
12:32The vicar's a drama queen.
12:34Plain and simple.
12:36You know, a drama doesn't just walk into his life willy-nilly.
12:39He creates it!
12:41And there's no place he'd rather be than at the centre
12:43of an almighty shitstorm that he's created.
12:47You know, you can't save a damsel if she loves her distress.
12:52And you can't save someone from a shark
12:56who's insistent on doing one of them shark experiences
13:00where you go in a cage and you're lowered into water and you have...
13:05Sometimes they put, like, raw meat in the cage
13:08so you're guaranteed to see a shark.
13:12Hm?
13:14What? That's got nothing to do with anything.
13:18Has it not?
13:21You just want to talk about that documentary
13:23you watched last night about sharks.
13:25A little bit, I suppose.
13:29You'll cut that...won't you?
13:34Did you want to ask me about sharks at any point?
13:37Because I did watch a really good documentary about it.
13:40I'd just stop.
13:42OK.
13:45You're making yourself look silly now.
13:56Honestly, Vicar, this is getting ridiculous now.
13:59Kurtan, I'll be very quick. I just want to check with Arthur.
14:01Well, quicker, then. Yeah, OK, just wait there.
14:13What are you doing? Having a play around.
14:24Fuck it, I could just drive us to airfield now.
14:26Yeah, but you won't.
14:28Well, I can.
14:29Can't, because you don't know how to drive a car.
14:31Er, I do know how to drive a car.
14:33Not like the vicar, you don't.
14:34He's only in the car for me for insurance purposes.
14:38I could rag it round the village right now. No, you can't,
14:40cos you don't even know how to get into first.
14:42Of course I know how to get into first. How, then?
14:45Clutch down, into first.
14:46Yeah, how does first go? Across...
14:48Oh, fuck, it's Mandy.
14:50Oh, for fuck... Keep your head down. She's seen us as well.
14:53WHISPERS What's she pointing for? Fuck.
15:08Oh. All right, Mand?
15:10All right? Yeah.
15:18Where have you...where have you been? Into town, have you?
15:22Yeah.
15:27Just on your, er, way back from town, are you?
15:32Yeah.
15:34Cool.
15:44What's in that bag?
15:46What, this? Yeah. That's just a brick in a pillowcase.
15:49OK.
15:49ENGINE STARTS
15:52I think we've got to go, actually. It's a no-waiting zone here.
15:55See you, Mand!
15:56What are you doing? Getting away from that fucking nutcase.
15:59Kur! Kur! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck, it's a dead end.
16:02KERRY GASPS
16:04Oh, fuck!
16:06You stalled. Yes, I know I've fucking stalled.
16:08Reverse. Go into reverse.
16:10Kur!
16:11Yes. Reverse.
16:13How? Go into reverse.
16:15That's it, down like that. Yeah.
16:16Right? Check your mirrors, go round... Like this.
16:21That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, keep going.
16:26Keep going, you've got plenty of room, plenty of room, plenty of...
16:29CRASH
16:29Stop!
16:31Oh, fuck! What was that? What was that?
16:33Recycling bin. Oh, for fuck...
16:35Just get out the car, get out the car.
16:37For fuck's sake. Put the handbrake on, then.
16:40It is on!
16:42Fuck's sake.
16:44Right, we've got plenty of room here, plenty of room.
16:48RECYCLING BIN RUMBLES
16:49Right, that's it.
16:51ENGINE REVS
16:52What...?
17:07SHE PANTS
17:07Thanks for that.
17:15Vicar's coming.
17:26The car's the wrong way round. Huh?
17:28The car's the wrong way round.
17:30Oh, fuck!
17:32It's too late to turn it round. He's going to go apeshit.
17:34Don't fucking say anything.
17:35He can't have a go at me, I'm just an innocent passenger.
17:39Sorry about that, folks.
17:40I was trying to make it quick,
17:43but Arthur wanted me to help him with his Sky box.
17:47And, unfortunately, he hasn't seen Len either.
17:51So...
17:53Is everything all right? Yeah, fine.
17:55Right.
17:57ENGINE STARTS
18:09Vicar is so unobservant.
18:11Isn't he?
18:12Yeah, like, we changed the screensaver on his phone
18:14from a picture of his wife at Warwick Castle
18:18to a picture of Lucy Pinder topless,
18:20and he didn't notice for, like, two years. Nah.
18:23I'm actually a bit worried about it.
18:25I think he's got signs of early-on-set dementia. Yeah.
18:31Either that, or he just loves big honkers.
18:33Honkers? What's honkers?
18:35Conkers.
18:37Shooters.
18:39Norks. Oh, don't do that.
18:43CUTLERY CLATTERS
18:51What are you pulling over for? Now, look...
18:54Huh?
18:56I think we should head back to the bowls club.
18:58It's the only place we haven't tried. Oh, my God. Hang on a sec!
19:01Kurtan, right, has been so patient with you,
19:04and you've been breaking promises
19:06left, right and centre, have you not? Yes. Look...
19:09I'm sure that the village can cope without you for half an hour.
19:12I know, Kerry, and I understand but...look...
19:15It's just that we have to...
19:16PHONE RINGS
19:16Sorry.
19:19Oh, no, it's June. Don't answer it, don't answer it.
19:22Yeah. Honestly, people like Len and June are going to be
19:25the death of you. Now, let's just switch your phone off, right?
19:28And we'll just go for a drive.
19:33Yes. Yeah? Yes, you're right.
19:36Go away, June.
19:38Yeah, get stuffed, June.
19:41Yeah, parsnip pubes.
19:43Enough!
19:44What?
20:06OK, Kurtan.
20:08So, gently off the clutch, gently accelerate.
20:10That's it. Now let's build up a little bit of speed.
20:13Very nice, Kurtan.
20:14Take it nice and slow, that's fine. Yeah.
20:17OK. Gently on the accelerator.
20:20That's it, check your mirrors.
20:21Yes, quite right, Kerry. Yes, I have. Check mirrors, Vicar.
20:23He didn't check that one. Yes, well, I can't see
20:26anything out of the rear-view mirror, having your big,
20:28bloated John Travolta head... Kurtan! Well, I can't listen
20:31to two people at the same time, I'm afraid.
20:33Look, Vics, pass me that little tin of sweets
20:35and I'll just keep myself entertained, like.
20:38There you go, Kerry.
20:40OK. Now...
20:42..can you indicate as if you're going to pull over?
20:45Brake slightly,
20:47foot down on the clutch, two hands on the wheel...
20:50Kurtan, two hands on the wheel!
20:52Sorry. Muscle memory from impressing birds at the Dodgems.
20:55And pull in anywhere on the left-hand side.
21:07Isn't this lovely?
21:10It's quite nice to get out of the village.
21:12Yeah. And you need to relax an' all, don't you, Vics?
21:16HE EXHALES
21:16I do.
21:17You worry too much about what other people think
21:21and not enough about what you yourself think about you.
21:26Yeah, you're a people-pleaser, Vicar. You're a people-pleaser.
21:29But you can't please everyone. No.
21:31Yeah. Yes, I suppose I am.
21:34HE CHUCKLES
21:36Well, yeah, even at school,
21:37I always wanted everyone to like me. Huh!
21:41I think a lot of my anxieties come from my father, actually.
21:46Why? Well...
21:49Was he like you? Gosh, no!
21:52He was actually a bit of a brute.
21:53He hit you? No! No. Well...
21:57He did?
21:58Well... Well, what did he do?
22:02Well, I mean, there was... There was... All right.
22:05There was this one time when I was in grammar school
22:09and, you know, I'd worked all summer to save up money
22:12to pay for this...
22:13HE LAUGHS ..this pastel-yellow suit jacket
22:17with sewn-in shoulder pads.
22:20Are you joking? No, I'm not.
22:22I know it sounds bizarre, but it was
22:24the height of fashion in the mid '80s.
22:26Plus, I was a massive Duran Duran fan.
22:30Anyway, when I walked through the front door,
22:33my father grabbed me and he pulled me in
22:37and he'd been, er, entertaining some
22:41of his friends from the Rotary Club,
22:44and he pulled me into the dining room...
22:47..and I could tell he'd had a few, because his breath was acrid.
22:50HE SIGHS
22:52"Look at my son, Francis," he sniggered.
22:55"Look how wide his shoulders are!
22:58"We'll have to take the door frames off
23:00"just so he can fit through the door!"
23:02And then he, um... Then he paraded me round the room
23:04like I was some sort of circus sideshow,
23:08and, huh, his friends laughed and they laughed
23:13and they laughed and...
23:15So, your dad was a bit of a joker, then?
23:18Well, um...
23:20..you could say that.
23:23Anyway, by then, I'd just about had enough of it
23:26and, er...
23:29..as I wriggled out of my father's grip,
23:32I...I accidentally shunted one of my mother's favourite picture frames
23:38off the wall and it smashed on the floor.
23:43My mother burst into tears...
23:48..and my father said, "Look at what you've done, Francis!
23:53"Look at what your loud fashion has
23:55"done to your mother's favourite picture frame!"
24:00Well, I...I just felt awful.
24:05I remember just locking myself in my room,
24:09my eyes were stinging with tears.
24:11Huh.
24:14I never wore that jacket again.
24:20And from, then on...
24:24..I vowed that I would never...ever
24:30make anyone feel as rotten as he made me feel that day.
24:36He never hit you, though?
24:39He just took the piss out your jacket, right?
24:43Well, there were other times.
24:46Anyway, I suppose I've been, er...
24:49Oh, I suppose I've been overcompensating ever since.
24:58Well, no-one's perfect, Vicar.
25:02No, that's right. You got that right there.
25:04Even Jesus wasn't perfect.
25:06He had loads of faults, apparently.
25:10Like what? Well, he was really into prostitutes.
25:13No... He was. No. Who told you that, Kerry?
25:15No, it was Mary Magdalene, or someone.
25:17Oh. And apparently, also, he was massively sarcastic.
25:21Sarcastic? Yeah.
25:23Who did you hear that from? Mandy told me. Mandy?
25:26Yeah, because there was this one time where 5,000 people
25:30went round to his house and said,
25:33"Oh, I heard you got a load of food for us,"
25:35and he goes, "What? The two fish and the five loaves
25:39"that I've got in the fridge?"
25:42And they were like, "Yeah," and he was like,
25:45"Oh! OK! I'll just rustle that up for you, then.
25:48"How many of you is there? Just the 5,000 of you, is it?"
25:52And they were like, "Yeah."
25:57Hm... Well, I'm...
26:00I'm not sure Mandy's the right person to go to
26:03for biblical interpretation, Kerry.
26:08We'll read it sometime.
26:27Garden centre. Mm? Garden centre?
26:29To get June a new sprinkler hose.
26:32You said to remind you.
26:34Remember? You know what? I don't think I will.
26:37She's one of the main contributors to my stress,
26:41and I suspect I'll have some rather barbed voicemails from her
26:44when I switch my phone back on.
26:51Oh, no...
26:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What's going on here?
26:54What's this?
26:56Oh, my God.
27:00What...?
27:08Oh, God.
27:11Len!
27:16Len, are you all right?
27:18LEN GROANS
27:19Arthur, what happened?
27:20I found him... I found him under a bush.
27:23He was sparked out.
27:25It's dehydration, they reckon, you know?
27:28Silly bugger. Oh, well, thank God you found him.
27:31Well, if it hadn't been for the flies buzzing around his stink,
27:34I don't think I would've.
27:37Yeah, well, another hour, he would've been a goner.
27:41Well done, Arthur. Well done.
27:43Now, you get yourself better, you old git!
27:46Hey? I need you around to make me look good.
27:49LEN: Yeah! Stop!
27:52Well, that's more like it.
27:55KERRY: Is it wrong that I'm absolutely buzzing off of this?
27:58Nah, it's brilliant. My chest, my heart.
28:02This turned out to be one of the best days of my life. Yeah.
28:05Second to the time on the village Bonfire Night
28:08when a Catherine wheel got jammed
28:10and it just kept firing at Mrs Wicks on the cake stall,
28:14and she was so frightened,
28:15she's just stood there and she opened her mouth to scream,
28:19and no sound came out.
28:24Kurtan does a very good impression of it, don't you?
28:26Yeah.
28:28Well, do it, then.
28:36Exactly like that.
28:41Do your impression of Farmer Jenkins finding out his wife's dead.
28:45Nah, not in front of them.
28:58Yes, Len's doing much better.
29:00They kept him in overnight.
29:02I went to visit him this morning,
29:04and he seems to be getting back to his old self.
29:07Turns out he drank some stagnant water from a birdbath
29:10and lost a lot of fluids from having the squits,
29:14um, but I got him a mobile phone,
29:18and, should anything like this happen again,
29:20he can just ring me,
29:22and, next time, I won't have my phone switched off.
29:26It was a close call and certainly, for me, a lesson learned.
29:28PHONE RINGS
29:32Oh, that's Len now.
29:35Hello, Len.
29:39Sorry, what's that?
29:41Oh, crisps!
29:42OK.
29:44Is there...is there anything you fancy
29:45that has slightly less salt in it, Len?
29:47It might be better for you at the moment.
29:50No? OK, crisps it is, I shall get you crisps, Len.
29:54Anything else?
29:57Brassed Off on DVD? Fine. I shall have a look in the library, Len.
30:01HE CHUCKLES
30:01How are you feeling, any...?
30:03HE STUTTERS
30:03Bye. Bye, Len. Bye.
30:15Shh!
30:17You gotta see this. This is brilliant.
30:19No-one's been in. Not one single person.
30:21How long has it been now? About four hours. Four hours.
30:24And she reduced it down to 20p as well. How desperate is that? Look.
30:27She's packing up, she's packing up.
30:29Brilliant, simply brilliant.
30:31I hope she's utterly crushed by this.
30:33Do you know what? She couldn't even rely on the vicar...
30:35Yeah. ..to turn up. Because if you alienate your friends,
30:38your friends will alienate you.