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This Country S03E03 — Cynthia

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• 00:03This programme contains some strong language
• 00:15ON TV: I've been waiting for this one.
• 00:16He keeps on about GMTV, you know.
• 00:18I know. He makes me laugh, though, Lee.
• 00:21Everybody's laughing. It's fine. Yeah.
• 00:23I'd love to take a show from Leeds.
• 00:26This is mental, because they're watching TV,
• 00:30and I'm watching them watch TV...
• 00:36..and whoever's watching this
• 00:38is watching me, watching them, watch TV.
• 00:44I was just born when they split in 2000, the first time around.
• 00:47Yeah, so I wasn't even born when they split up,
• 00:50so they must be outdated now.
• 00:51And if this ends up on an episode of Gogglebox,
• 00:57I'll be watching them,
• 00:59watching me,
• 01:01watching them,
• 01:03watch TV of me.
• 01:05But that's the way of young television -
• 01:06how many people you can sleep with.
• 01:08I can't think about that any more, that's gonna make my head explode.
• 01:15WOMAN HUMS HAPPILY
• 01:17So, Dad came out of prison
• 01:21like two, three weeks ago
• 01:22and he didn't have anywhere to stay,
• 01:24so Mum said he could stay here
• 01:26if he did a bit of DIY around the house and that.
• 01:28HUMMING CONTINUES
• 01:30And she's sort of been...
• 01:32..singing ever since.
• 01:33VOCALISES LOUDLY
• 01:39All he's done is put up a loo roll holder.
• 01:43The only DIY Martin's doing is drilling Sue eight inches deep
• 01:47into her memory foam.
• 01:49He's porking her out big time, that's why she's so happy.
• 01:53I can hear 'em at it like a pair of greasy buffalos,
• 01:55and I live three streets away.
• 01:57And either Kerry is in massive denial about the whole thing,
• 02:00or when she sleeps she wears industrial ear plugs.
• 02:03Budge up.
• 02:06UKTV, London's Burning.
• 02:06GROANS
• 02:09Time Team's about to start.
• 02:10Nah, London's Burning.
• 02:13It's nice seeing my mum and dad getting back together,
• 02:15er, it's just sort of adjusting
• 02:17to having three people in the house now.
• 02:20Er, but it's fine.
• 02:22Er, it's just my dad's a bit of a night owl,
• 02:25and he really likes to play like deer-hunting simulation games,
• 02:30and the only computer in the house is in my room,
• 02:34um, so it's just a bit of a shock, er,
• 02:37when you're woken up at, like, 3am
• 02:39by the sounds of, like, gunfire
• 02:42and computerised elk sort of screaming in agony.
• 02:47But other than that, it's working well.
• 02:50TV PLAYS
• 02:52Why do you wanna watch that Time Team rubbish anyhow?
• 02:56You know it's fake.
• 03:00Yeah, Tony Robinson just blacks up a few old coins,
• 03:04drops them in the trench when no-one's looking.
• 03:09No, I haven't actually seen Martin
• 03:11since he's been back in the village.
• 03:13Er, I've been flitting about like the first swallow of spring.
• 03:16Er, I've actually been working with Len, er,
• 03:19helping him get back on his feet.
• 03:21Um, a few weeks ago,
• 03:23he hit rock-bottom, and I stepped in,
• 03:26and we've literally, er, had to start from scratch.
• 03:29But the progress he's made has been fantastic.
• 03:32Here he is.
• 03:34Come on, come in, come on.
• 03:37Wow, who's this handsome young man?
• 03:41Len.
• 03:43Len's been staying with me temporarily
• 03:45until the council find him some new accommodation.
• 03:47But we got him scrubbed up, a change of clothes, new attitude.
• 03:53Oh, we...we had a bit of a rocky patch at the start, though,
• 03:56didn't we, Len?
• 03:58No. Yes. You...you were a little bit rude to Polly
• 04:01for the first few days, weren't you?
• 04:03No, I weren't.
• 04:04Oh, OK. Well, we'll agree to disagree on that.
• 04:07But everyone's getting on well now, which is great.
• 04:11People think that being alone makes you lonely,
• 04:13but I don't think that's true.
• 04:15Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.
• 04:20I hope you're not thinking of Polly when you say that, Len.
• 04:26I've also enrolled Len into a computer club every Wednesday
• 04:30called Silver Surfers,
• 04:32which he's really enjoying.
• 04:34Er, it's a weekly session
• 04:36where we teach older members of the village computer skills,
• 04:39hence Silver Surfers.
• 04:41Er, I came up with the name, yes. I was quite proud of that.
• 04:45Can...can I...
• 04:47Can I get onto Safari?
• 04:50Well, what's wrong with Internet Explorer?
• 04:52Yeah, I've been helping out at Silver Surfers.
• 04:54Er, it works out quite well
• 04:56cos, er, Vicar needs my help to teach people the computer,
• 05:00and I need access to the internet to make my memes.
• 05:03Er, basically Nan unplugged the Wi-Fi here
• 05:06because she reckons the electromagnetic waves
• 05:09are making me infertile.
• 05:09SIGHS
• 05:11And she's desperate for great-grandchildren.
• 05:15So where are the e-mails on this, then?
• 05:18So, well, this is Facebook,
• 05:21so it's a completely different thing. Oi, Len!
• 05:24They're not the same? What?
• 05:25You know they don't deliver e-mails on a Sunday?
• 05:27Arthur, please. They don't what?
• 05:29They don't deliver e-mails on a Sunday, Len.
• 05:33What? Do they not?
• 05:34Don't, don't, don't rise to it. What, is he?
• 05:36A digital dinosaur or what?
• 05:42Listen, right? Stop winding up Len
• 05:44or I'll tell the vicar about your internet search history.
• 05:47What?
• 05:49"Big jugs" ring any bells?
• 05:51Yeah, I need big jugs to hold me orchids up straight.
• 05:55So what do you need a shaved fanny for, then?
• 06:05MARTIN: You know the best thing you could've done was dob me in.
• 06:08KERRY: Really?
• 06:09Yeah, I had a lot of thinking time inside.
• 06:12And I want to make up for lost time.
• 06:15That's really nice, Da.
• 06:18Because the way I treated you was absolutely disgusting, Ker.
• 06:22Oh, it doesn't matter.
• 06:24Cos I remember you coming down the house...
• 06:26Yeah.
• 06:28..and you'd knock on the door...
• 06:30Yeah.
• 06:31..and I'd look out the window, and my heart would sink.
• 06:36Now, I'm just being honest with you, telling you the truth, Ker.
• 06:40Yeah, thanks...for that, Dad.
• 06:44Yeah, I think my dad's changed since he's come out of prison.
• 06:47Um, he's more honest,
• 06:50maybe even a tad too honest, if I'm honest.
• 06:53And I remember when you was born...
• 06:55Honestly, you don't have to say any more,
• 06:58it's just water under the bridge. No, no, it's important.
• 07:01WHISPERS: OK...
• 07:03And your mother left the room to get a breath of fresh air...
• 07:07..and I was standing over your little crib...
• 07:11..listening to you snore...
• 07:13Aw.
• 07:15..hovering the pillow over your face.
• 07:21Not that I would've. Yeah, yeah.
• 07:25But I could've, you know what...
• 07:27You know what I'm talking about, yeah. Yeah.
• 07:29Oh, God, that feels good, getting that off my chest.
• 07:32Yeah.
• 07:40REV FRANCIS: So, how are you, Kerry? Yeah, fine.
• 07:42Yeah, good. Um, I heard your dad moved back in,
• 07:45how's that been going? Yeah, it's really good.
• 07:47Oh, that's excellent.
• 07:48How have you been doing? Yeah, good.
• 07:50Len still staying at yours with you? Yes. Yes, he is.
• 07:53Hypothetically, right, um, if I needed a place to stay,
• 07:57do you think you'd kick out Len because we're sort of closer mates?
• 08:01Just sort of hypothetically speaking. Um...
• 08:04Because I can give him a call, er, if it's too awkward for you.
• 08:07I'll just phone him up and go, er, "Really sorry, Len,
• 08:10"unfortunately, the vicar's found asbestos in the walls.
• 08:14"Also, you've gotta get out now."
• 08:16"So, do you...do you mind picking up
• 08:18"all your belongings and getting out..."
• 08:20Kerry... "...within the hour..."
• 08:22Kerry. "..would be great." Kerry, is there a problem at home?
• 08:25No, I just fancy a new house, is that so...is that such a crime?
• 08:29Jeez! No, all I'm saying is,
• 08:32look, these things...
• 08:33..these things can be difficult to talk about,
• 08:36but, like I've always said, and we've always said,
• 08:40you can't hide from a problem
• 08:42and it's so much better to address it,
• 08:45so do you want to talk about it?
• 08:48Well, it's sort of difficult to explain
• 08:51because I'm a bit confused myself in a way, I suppose.
• 08:54I understand. I'm...I'm here to listen.
• 08:56Why don't you try me?
• 08:59Right.
• 09:01Have you ever seen the kids' programme Bodger And Badger?
• 09:05Do you remember that? Oh, yes. CHUCKLES
• 09:07Yeah? I think so, years ago, yeah.
• 09:09So, those two are funny, ain't they? Yep.
• 09:11And I think it works because they sort of
• 09:13balance each other out in a way. Mm.
• 09:16Because you can't have two Badgers,
• 09:18because the place would just be covered in mashed potato
• 09:21and no-one's paying the rent,
• 09:23as you can't have two Bodgers
• 09:25because nothing funny would ever happen
• 09:28and that place would be utterly soulless.
• 09:30Sorry, I'm not quite following you.
• 09:32Right, so my mum's Bodger. Right.
• 09:35And I'm Badger.
• 09:37And your dad is?
• 09:39He's also a Badger.
• 09:40So a Bodger can't have two Badgers?
• 09:44No, not at all,
• 09:46because there's not enough mashed potato to go around.
• 09:48Yes, I can see how that would be a problem.
• 09:53So what do I do?
• 09:56SIGHS
• 09:56Well...
• 09:58I think you need to talk to Bodger.
• 10:02I don't think he'd want to get involved.
• 10:04I mean your mum. Oh. Right, yeah.
• 10:07Right, why don't you just talk to her, Kerry?
• 10:09Tell her how you're feeling about the whole situation, and then who knows?
• 10:13Maybe you can come to some sort of an arrangement.
• 10:17Yeah, I suppose.
• 10:19Mm? OK.
• 10:20Yes, it's, er...
• 10:22Well, it's funny how the world works sometimes -
• 10:25you can wish for something and then, when it finally happens,
• 10:27it's not quite what you expected. CHUCKLES
• 10:31Like, er, well, for instance,
• 10:33I...I used to be a huge Paul Merton fan.
• 10:35I always wanted to meet him.
• 10:37Then, one day, er, I found myself sitting opposite him on the train
• 10:41from Didcot to London.
• 10:43And I...I heard him whisper very loudly to his agent...
• 10:48SIGHS
• 10:50"..The boiled egg in the dog collar keeps smiling at me,
• 10:53"this is why we need to go first class, Derek."
• 10:58SIGHS
• 11:04Mum?
• 11:14Yeah.
• 11:16Yeah, sure.
• 11:23Yeah.
• 11:33Thanks!
• 11:34Yeah, I was thinking of talking to Mum about Dad.
• 11:37But what's good for me
• 11:39is not necessarily good for her at the moment.
• 11:42She's in such a good mood right now.
• 11:44You know, I haven't seen her this happy
• 11:46since Auntie Linda put on a load of weight.
• 11:49Yeah?
• 11:56Why? What's going on tomorrow night?
• 12:22SNIFFS
• 12:22Ugh...
• 12:25I like Skittles, but that is wank.
• 12:29SIGHS
• 12:57REV FRANCIS: Edit profile, but I'm...
• 12:58Edit profile, really?
• 13:00Again, I'm not entirely sure.
• 13:01Oh, I tell you will know, it's Kurtan. Kurtan?
• 13:03Kurtan, now, er, Len... Yeah.
• 13:06..wants to change his relationship status...
• 13:08Yeah. ..on Facebook, how can he do that?
• 13:11Oh, easy, I can do it now. Oh, wonderful.
• 13:13Relationship, eh? Yeah.
• 13:15Blimey.
• 13:16Yes, there's been some exciting developments with Len,
• 13:20and I never thought I'd say this, but love is in the air.
• 13:24He's, er, he's actually met
• 13:25a lovely lady online from America called Cynthia,
• 13:28and they've been talking via Facebook.
• 13:30I've, er, I've written a poem for Cynthia.
• 13:33Oh, well, that's just lovely, Len.
• 13:35Do you...do you want to read it out?
• 13:38Er... You don't have to,
• 13:39but we'd love to hear it, wouldn't we?
• 13:42Really? All right. Let's have a look. Oh, yes, please.
• 13:44Um...
• 13:47"You fill my days with sun
• 13:52"You fill my nights with moon
• 13:56"You fill the air with breeze
• 14:00"You fill the arboretum with trees."
• 14:04Well, I...I wouldn't say
• 14:06it's been a case of turning water into wine
• 14:09because I knew Len always had it in him.
• 14:12I just think a lot of people felt Len was a lost cause,
• 14:14but what they failed to see was his potential.
• 14:17Er, it actually reminds me a bit of Jesus and the leper.
• 14:21Not...I'm not saying Len has leprosy.
• 14:25Although, he did have a fungal infection
• 14:27from not taking his shoes off for such a long time.
• 14:30"You fill my dance with jive
• 14:34"You are the only thing keeping me alive."
• 14:40That's beautiful, Len.
• 14:42All right, thank you.
• 14:44Thanks very much.
• 14:46Well done, well done.
• 14:48Yeah, it's great that Len's doing well. Um...
• 14:51But the problem is it's just fuelling the vicar's ego.
• 14:54You should see him
• 14:55parading Len around in the cafe like a show pony, it's disgusting.
• 14:59Yeah, and what Vicar doesn't realise
• 15:01is that, ultimately, you can never truly tame a wild beast.
• 15:04You know, eventually,
• 15:05they will turn on their captors because it's just animal instinct.
• 15:09It's like that woman who got her face ripped off by her pet chimp.
• 15:14Have you seen her face transplant?
• 15:17Looks like someone threw a pancake at her
• 15:19from the other side of the room.
• 15:21It's bizarre - no features.
• 15:29LOUD MUSIC PLAYING
• 15:34Oh, go on, Martin!
• 15:35The boys are back in tow-ow-own!
• 15:40Who wants another shot? Hey!
• 15:44ALL SINGING: # Hi-de, hi-de, hi-de-ho
• 15:47# Hi-de, hi-de, hi-de-ho... #
• 15:50LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING
• 15:56Yeah, I just decided, er,
• 15:57I'm gonna have a sleepover at Kurtan's tonight.
• 16:00Er, I just don't really wanna be at home at the moment
• 16:03so I just really wanna go somewhere where I'll know I'll feel welcome.
• 16:11This is really, massively inconvenient, Kerry,
• 16:13and massively late notice. I'm sorry, Kurtan.
• 16:16Nan will go apoplectic if she knows you're staying the night.
• 16:18She's at Farm Foods now, so you've literally got an hour to practise
• 16:21keeping your clod-hopping and your fog-horning
• 16:23down to an absolute minimum, OK? Oh, okey dokey.
• 16:25Even in the casual way in which you just said okey dokey
• 16:28makes me think you don't understand the seriousness of this situation.
• 16:31I do, Kurtan!
• 16:32OK, fog-horning, Kerry!
• 16:32SHE SIGHS
• 16:35When you think you're taking it down a notch,
• 16:37take it down another four notches, please.
• 16:39OK. All right come in...
• 16:40Thank you. ..and go straight upstairs.
• 16:44My nan cannot stand Kerry.
• 16:46She don't like house guests at the best of times
• 16:48but she just thinks Kerry's completely out of control.
• 16:51This one time, Kerry left some Pringles shards
• 16:54on the arm of the sofa.
• 16:56Yeah, you don't come back from that.
• 17:00And rightly so.
• 17:03Where's my squash? We're sharing this one,
• 17:05otherwise she'll know there's two cups missing from the cupboard.
• 17:08Well, can I have a little bit?
• 17:10Yes. Thank you.
• 17:12But ration it because I ain't getting you any more.
• 17:14DOOR CLOSES
• 17:16Mm.
• 17:18She's back.
• 17:20KEYS CLINK
• 17:22Lee, my love? Yes?
• 17:24You coming down for a natter?
• 17:26Yes, one second, Nan.
• 17:28Right, can you be trusted up here on your own?
• 17:30Because I've gotta go downstairs.
• 17:32Natter, what's she mean by natter?
• 17:34Just we natter, we have a cup of tea...
• 17:37We do it every evening, OK?
• 17:39A lot like chatting, then?
• 17:41No, nattering, big difference.
• 17:43What's the difference?
• 17:44Chattin' is like conversation,
• 17:46natterin' is when you flitter between subjects
• 17:48without having to give it a proper introduction
• 17:51or link them to anything, OK?
• 17:54What will you natter about?
• 17:55Well, I don't know. Wherever the nattering takes us, OK?
• 17:58Just...
• 18:02Coming, Nan.
• 18:06The problem with Kurtan is...
• 18:09..he's just an old woman trapped in the body of a young man.
• 18:13Actually, that's wrong
• 18:14cos he's also got the body of an old woman.
• 18:18So he's just an old woman trapped in the body of an old woman.
• 18:22NAN: Oh, no, and she's left her mansion to crumble to bloody ruins.
• 18:25Yeah.
• 18:26All those pets and horses and what have you?
• 18:29God, I thought Springwatch was so poor this evening.
• 18:32Oh, yes.
• 18:33No point having autocam then cutting to autocam
• 18:35for only like two seconds. No, no.
• 18:40Lidl's teabags may be cheap, but they're bloody useless.
• 18:43Yeah.
• 18:46Do you know where I've always wanted to go?
• 18:48Where? Scotland.
• 18:50I've never been to bloody Scotland. Yeah.
• 19:00I'm so knackered.
• 19:04Kurtan kicked me out before his nan woke up.
• 19:07Now I don't know where to go.
• 19:09Like, I can't even go to the cafe cos that's not even open yet.
• 19:14SNIFFS
• 19:16Yeah, I'll probably have to go to Len's old patch.
• 19:19Or there's a sheltered bit under the bypass to Gloucester.
• 19:23But I don't really know
• 19:26how, like, territories work on the streets,
• 19:29like whether you have to ask permission or it's just a free-for-all.
• 19:35Yeah, I don't want to step on anyone's toes, like.
• 19:45Is that Dad and Sandra?
• 19:48GASPS
• 19:50Oh, my God.
• 20:01Come on.
• 20:11LEN: Kurtan! I need some help!
• 20:13What, is it? Well, how do you do an online money transfer?
• 20:16Well, who are you transferring the money to? To Cynthia.
• 20:19What for? She's not rinsing you, is she, Len?
• 20:21No, she's got her own money.
• 20:23She's got $12 million
• 20:24and she's heiress to a diamond fortune.
• 20:28Right, well, what does she need your money for, then?
• 20:31Well, she can't fly over till she gets a passport,
• 20:34and they won't give her access to her money
• 20:36until she gets $3,000,
• 20:38so I'm giving her $3,000.
• 20:40Is that all right, Officer?
• 20:42SCOFFS
• 20:42Well...
• 20:43Well, it's just that doesn't make much sense, Len.
• 20:46Look, it's all in there.
• 20:47Look, here's the details, just put the money in there.
• 20:52This is a bank account in Nigeria.
• 20:54Yeah, well, she's borrowing her brother's account
• 20:56because she hasn't got one of her own at the moment.
• 20:59What's all the fuss for, fussy?
• 21:01It's just... No, I'm not fussing, I just...
• 21:03Well, I can't actually do it today cos...
• 21:06..you can't send money online on a Tuesday, but... Oh.
• 21:09..I can do it tomorrow, if that's better?
• 21:11Yeah, yeah. But first thing, yeah?
• 21:14Yeah. Yeah, there you are.
• 21:19KNOCK ON DOOR
• 21:20Oh, hi, Vicar. Oh, hi, Kurtan.
• 21:22How are you doing? Er, good.
• 21:23Er, quickly, have you actually seen any pictures of Len's girlfriend?
• 21:28Er, no, I haven't.
• 21:29Er, well, this is her profile picture, look.
• 21:32Ah.
• 21:34And I googled the image, and that is not a woman called Cynthia.
• 21:37That is a woman called Joan, from Humberside,
• 21:40who was a fitness model in the '80s but is now currently dead.
• 21:43Oh, dear.
• 21:45And whoever is posing as her is wanting Len to send them money,
• 21:48so...we need to stop him.
• 21:53What a rotten thing to do to someone. Yeah.
• 21:58HE SCOFFS
• 21:59Why can't it just be like the old days?
• 22:01Boy meets girl in cafe, boy asks girl out,
• 22:04boy courts girl with permission from parents,
• 22:07boy asks for girl's hand in marriage, the end.
• 22:10Well...
• 22:12Cos that's proper sexist, Vicar. What?
• 22:15Well, you're saying if you're a girl and you wanna find love,
• 22:19you've gotta hang around cafes all day. No, no, no.
• 22:21Like cattle in a cattle market,
• 22:23just waiting for blokes to come around and pick 'em off.
• 22:26That's...that's proper prehistoric, Vicar.
• 22:29REV FRANCIS STUTTERS
• 22:31Well, I can see how it might be misconstrued,
• 22:34but I certainly didn't mean it that way.
• 22:36Well, just don't...don't apologise to me,
• 22:38apologise to all the women out there.
• 22:40What?
• 22:48Sorry.
• 22:56Well, my mum might be happy now with Dad,
• 23:00but she's living in a dream land.
• 23:02Mum?
• 23:04I couldn't have a quick word, could I?
• 23:06Because it's exactly like
• 23:08when I was best mates with Dan Shelton in year nine,
• 23:11and Kurtan was like,
• 23:13"You know he's not mates with you because of your personality,
• 23:15"he's only mates with you cos you've got Tekken 3
• 23:18"on the PlayStation One."
• 23:20And, at first, that was really hard to hear,
• 23:23but, you know, it was sort of liberating in a way
• 23:25because it meant that I could be Yoshimitsu,
• 23:29because he always used to have to be Yoshimitsu and I'd be Heihachi.
• 23:32And Heihachi is not my fighting style,
• 23:35Yoshimitsu is.
• 23:38No, I know.
• 23:41He is.
• 23:48Yeah, I just...
• 24:02Do you want a cup of tea?
• 24:05Wagon Wheel?
• 24:06Yeah, I'll get you a Wagon Wheel.
• 24:18You wanted to see me, Vicar? Yes, have a seat.
• 24:21Um, right, well, er...
• 24:22Well, firstly...
• 24:22EXHALES
• 24:25I just wanted to say
• 24:27what fantastic progress you've made
• 24:30and, um, er, I think it's really important
• 24:33that you keep on with this positive new attitude,
• 24:37um, no matter what happens.
• 24:39Yeah, well, er,
• 24:41anything's possible now I got Cynthia,
• 24:44and that's all down to you, Vicar.
• 24:46Um, yes.
• 24:47Um, so, well, the thing is, er,
• 24:50I'm afraid I have to tell you something about Cynthia.
• 24:55Yeah? What?
• 24:57SIGHS
• 24:57And it's...
• 24:59Well, it's not good news, unfortunately.
• 25:04What is it?
• 25:07Well, um...
• 25:09Right.
• 25:11What you need to know is that, um...
• 25:15I'm afraid Cynthia is... Dead.
• 25:25What?
• 25:29The police...rang the vicar this morning...
• 25:35..to tell him to tell you that she'd died...
• 25:39..unfortunately.
• 25:42How did she die?
• 25:46Um...
• 25:47Oh, well, I actually...
• 25:49I don't know, er, Vicar took the call.
• 25:56How did she die, Vicar?
• 26:01Well, she hit her head quite badly, unfortunately.
• 26:05How?
• 26:09She f...
• 26:13She fell down the stairs.
• 26:19STIFLES SOBBING
• 26:27But, Len, Len...
• 26:31..just before she left this world...
• 26:36..she said that despite never having met you...
• 26:40..she was so proud of everything you'd achieved
• 26:43and that you'll never be alone...
• 26:47..because she'll always, always be with you.
• 26:58Thank you for telling me, Vicar.
• 27:02KURTAN: Well, sometimes honesty is not always the best policy.
• 27:05Basically, I realised that the only way to keep Cynthia alive
• 27:09was to kill her. Well, er...
• 27:12But I do wish we'd been a little more on the same page
• 27:15at the start of the chat with Len, though.
• 27:18No, I... No, I take that in, yeah, definitely.
• 27:21You know, if we had a bit more time, we could've been more creative.
• 27:24Yeah, let her go out with a bang, why not?
• 27:26I mean, who falls down stairs these days? It's not Homer Simpson.
• 27:42REV FRANCIS: Watch out for the stingers.
• 27:45Wow.
• 27:47Have a look at that. Look at that, Ker.
• 27:50Not bad, eh?
• 27:52Do you know what? I don't think we've ever been up here.
• 27:55And I thought maybe this would be an appropriate place
• 27:58to release Cynthia's lantern.
• 28:02Yeah, it's perfect.
• 28:06Lower it down, Vicar. Lower it?
• 28:07Lower it. Lower it.
• 28:09Trust me, I have experience in lighting the shit out of stuff.
• 28:14Here we go! All right? Here we go.
• 28:16Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Here we go! Let it go!
• 28:19Go.
• 28:21Yeah, yeah!
• 28:22Yes! Go on!
• 28:24There she goes! Go on!
• 28:28ALL: Oooh!
• 28:30Oh, isn't that lovely? There she goes, Len.
• 28:37Yeah, you know, those are the biggest killer of barn owls.
• 28:41What are? Them lanterns.
• 28:43Oh. Oh, no, really?
• 28:45Yeah. It gets entangled in the debris.
• 28:48Yeah. Oh, no.
• 28:50And cows die from 'em as well cos they eat the metal parts.
• 28:55Well, I really wish you'd told me that before we'd lit it.